Your Husband is a Huge Dick

Dear Jane,

Not "Your husband has a huge dick" -- he IS a huge dick. He seems to read it as "I can be a total dick and get away with it." I quote Jennifer Aniston (yeah, yeah, make fun of me, you culture snobs, I read Vanity Fair, get over it), "He seems to have a sensitivity chip missing." As if, because I don't complain about the way things are, it is okay for him to be a DICK. Because, clearly, if I don't complain, then it must mean that nothing will hurt my feelings, and that makes it okay to be a DICK.

He is a huge dick.

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There.

I just needed to say the word "dick" a dozen or so times. I feel better now. Really, I do.