Friday, December 09, 2005

A rare Jane post

Dear Jane --

Your husband has been trying *DESperately* to get laid. Let's see -- he has called my office at 5:00 several times and been shot down.

He called twice before 6:00 am because he was going to forego his morning workout and drive to Brooklyn.

I shot him down both times. Not for lack of desire (though there is that) but more that I am occupied happily in my new job. And now I am making the rules. I don't want anyone in my office to know. And not because it would make me a bad person for sleeping with a married guy, but that they would think I have terrible taste in men. Your husband is almost universally reviled on the street.

And well, honestly, while I admire his willingness to come to Brooklyn, lately I've been waking up looking like my head was in a fight with Hurricane Katrina. Hair by osterizer.

The interesting thing is that we have been getting along better than ever -- we are having fun with each other...without all the underlying drama and angst. It's just a good time.


At 12/11/2005 2:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jane D'oh

It is my sincere wish you cease all realations with Jan'es Husband, period.
End of story.
Your writing is compelling.
You have less than desirable moral standards.
Maybe when you get married and go through good times and bad times your heart may not waver, and then maybe someone will find you *gasp* less than desirable.
Jane Doe and Frank ought to be punished by being in the stockade for 40 days and nights.
Look up moral in the dictionary.
Let's see if you have the guts to leave this comment out there.
I like your writing but your attitude toward "dear Jane" is beyond reproach.
Although an argument can be made about the trials and tribulations "the other woman" goes through and in that your writing is facinating.
See, I am conflicted about you.
You SEEM like a genuine person, a "good" soul, yet what you are doing is hurting someone, even though they don't know it.
What if "Dear Jane" knew about you?
What if I were Jane? Pr Jane's friend? Or Jane's relative? Or Frank's relative?
You are not as good as you believe.
I am no better, either, I leave an anonymous comment. I dare you to post your picture or name. I did on my blog, wee-atch!
Can you come clean? It the path of enlightenment within you? Are you just affraid of your looks? Your life situation? Probably not, but yet you hide. Hide among the shadows of the night and early dawn, disguising yourself as a good person(a).
Frank did this. Frank did that. Dear Jane you'll never know because I can not bear the humiliation of you knowing. It may be over, it may not.
Do you leave us guessing...guessing again. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh yes, Frank, yes, right there, uh-huh, ooooooh baby , right there....
Obscene? Not as much as you.
You'd never think that someone in your little circle knows or has spoke to Frank's wife.
Be good, because Santa ain't bringing you nothing but coal. You know, like your black heart.
That was too strong.
Be well.
Maybe be bad...
People know.

At 12/18/2005 11:27 AM, Blogger Anocsanamun said...

Listen to the righteous Tammy Faye Baker at the most ungodly hour of 2:46AM.

She has to be a GIRL. Like every GIRL instead of attacking the root of this problem "F" she is here attacking Janey. THE MAN is the common denominator, stop going after the woman.

Janey has done nothing wrong. When it isn't her and "F" anymore it will be "F" and someone else. You know what we will have my friend: Same script different cast.

The problem here is "F". He is the root of the problem. What HE DOES to his wife is the horror. HE IS THE ONE that decided one day to make a sleu of promises that HE breaks to his wife. Janey and Janey aren't married.

Janey's looks, life, and personal situation do not crawl into bed with the Mrs. "F"'s looks, insecurities, and indiscretions do. If Janey were truly evil, she could forward this to "f"'s wife and call it a wrap. That is what an evil person does. A person with no morals looking to hurt.

Her relationship with F is her business. As his wife's relationship is what SHE is responsible for.

If people know SO WHAT? They Know... and whose fault is that? Not Jane's. It is HIS FAULT. He desecrated something sacred NOT HER.

If your so determined to play Scooby-Doo detective agency, why don't YOU go investigate all the friends and family in your MCI circle and find out WHOSE husband is cheating. As you stand at the root of the infidelity problem you can crawl out on the branches and cut the leaves off. Bypassing the little tidbit of trivia and finding the woman to crucify.

SO, listen Darth Vader don't make a dare to unveil somebody when you comment anonymously.

Why Dont YOU post your blog here? Miss - I have my pics up. Let's check out your "Pug" like features and see why your so upset about a blog you are not obligated to read but CHOOSE to entertain yourself with.

Are you mad no one wants YOU? Even an unhappy married man who has limited resources? Busting out of your size 26 housecoat already and just don't know why? O hunny, you should be calling Jenny (craig), not Janey. Don't take it out here.
Be a good girl and go to the fridge and polish off that chocolate fudge entennmann's with a quart of milk. You know it always helps you feel better. :)

You weren't afraid to leave a post in the middle of the night under a cloak of darkness in the hopes that you could get away like the wanna be theif you are.

Where's YOUR Yahoo addy huh? They are free you know, and if you were feeling very super hero-ish you'd leave the cosmic avengers an addy to come back to you at.

Don't write checks your ass can't cash.

By the way, I back up what I say - Check the link if you need a woman's size 10 black timberland in your mouth again.

At 12/23/2005 1:14 PM, Blogger CocteauBoy said...

Oh, "Anocsanamun," I so want you on my side of the arena if I get slammed by my zealous fan(s) of my blog, too!


You make several incredibly important points, out of the midst of a seriously complicated mess of emotions and behaviors.


At 12/23/2005 5:04 PM, Blogger Anocsanamun said...

troy u know im your pitbull too baby - you know i love yoU!


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